i’m sick and tired of whiny dudes eating salad while wearing girl jeans trying to talk to me about their motherfucking feelings. can we be done with that already? SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT SOFT SHIT. i eat broken glass for breakfast, son. i have the heart of a lion and it pumps lava through my veins. it is simply NOT POSSIBLE for me to have enjoyable sex with a dude in his little sister’s t-shirt who has shampoo blood and takes diet pills. i need some calloused hands against my backside, friends.
bitches gotta eat: you need to stop fucking dudes who don’t read.

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  1. megancraneandcaitlincrews said: I cannot seem to tire of reading this. I love every word.
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